Originally published at my real blog. Please leave any comments there.

Things I would like to say to people who have found my website through rather odd search phrases:

• “crazier than evangelion”
  you’re gonna have a hard time finding that
• “aubrey lavinge”
  uh, it’s avril
• “busstopwho”
  I don’t think you’re gonna find your missed connection this way…
• “cobwebs and wisdom”
  strange combo, there. I must be lacking the wisdom to understand.
• “fallon family photos dublin”
  would really like to know who this was!!
• “how to hypnotize somebody”
  wow, do I really give instructions? I must’ve hypnotized the memory out of myself.
• “inhaling too much clorox”
  scary
• “interesting things happening in may 20″
  wonder what the story is here
• “my car is making gurgling sounds”
  our cars must have eaten at the same restaurant
• “phone cobwebs”
  wisdom seeker is back!
• “picture ofa vampire bunnyrabbit” and
  “mojito with sliced orange”
  I’m happy to oblige such a specific request :)
• “pictures of odd things”
  hrm.. nope don’t have any ;)
• “better than somethingawful” forum
  oh, my website is. for sure.
• “are pisces people delusional now on october 15,2007″
  someone is way too into the astrology…
• “aubrey joshua paris”
  so which one are you stalking?
• “burnning feet like fire, causes”
  yikes!
• “can god talk to you?”
  Yes. he says: “no comment”
• “ceara panties”
  YIKES!
• “dermatolysis goat”
  say again?
• how to know “if a guy is into you” gym
  hahaha
• “i wanna be an elf”
  :)
• “january. stubborn. ambitious and serious”
  wha? astrology thing again?
• “my screen randomly turns pink”
  it’s going dooooown, friend
• “my tears will stain the pillow”
  I’m sorry we had to share that sentiment :(
• “remember song from 80’s about rainbow duck”
  no I don’t :)
• “rich mullins handsome”
  with short hair, yes, yes indeed
• “the exact name of your soulmate”
  wow. my website is psychic.
• “what happened to burlap to cashmere”
  steven delopoulos

The end. Thanks for playing!